none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.
it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
*Police force bursting into the aquarium, Mary bleeding to death on the floor, John scream-grunting over her lifeless body, Sherlock on the verge of tears*
